On old flames:
“She’s not Satan, she’s just confused.”
“Yeah well, Satan’s confused, too.”
On growing up:
“Don’t say that’s your minivan. Tell people it’s your motorcycle trailer.”
On numerology:
“Good things always come in three – except breasts.”
On old flames:
“She’s not Satan, she’s just confused.”
“Yeah well, Satan’s confused, too.”
On growing up:
“Don’t say that’s your minivan. Tell people it’s your motorcycle trailer.”
On numerology:
“Good things always come in three – except breasts.”