“I would advise them to look for that other guy Osama (bin Laden) … rather than comedians. I don’t think we pose much of a threat.”

Scott Dikkers, Editor in Chief of The Onion, after the White House ordered the satirical e-newspaper to stop using the presidential seal in their political stories

“I’ve seen Phantom of the Opera. Is that a musical?”

– overheard at Reuben’s, Montreal