Microsoft wants you to meet your maker

Apparently Jesus works at Microsoft Middle East division. You may be glad to find that Jesus’s “job is my passion”, and that he has “learned to appreciate different cultures, religions and people.” Bet you didn’t know that Jesus was a triathlete, though. Maybe the Beast from Redmond isn’t so bad after all.

Yes, I know it’s a common Hispanic name. What can I say, slow news day.