- Default Nokia Jingle – the flashing “12:00” of mobile devices
- Motorola Marketing Jingle – obnoxious electronica while a chip voice blurts out “Hello Moto!”
- Three-ring Chime – reminds me of the sound Daytona USA makes when you drive your car through a checkpoint. I want to yell out “Time Extension!” everytime I hear it
- Sappy Song Refrain – visualize the instrumentals of a Dan Hill lovesong made by last year’s Hong Kong pop idol
- Shrill Ring Set To Maximum Volume – And it’s always buried at the bottom of some woman’s three gallon purse
“If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention.”
– New Yorker Julian McCullough, on Jenna Jameson’s new moaning ringtones
