Bill is wise. Bill is kind. Bill is benevolent.

“People forget that he is medically, biologically, a genius,” Microsoft codemonkey Michael enthuses in Douglas Coupland’s fictional Microserfs. “Not one um or ah from his mouth all lunch; no wasted brain energy. Truly an inspiration for us all.”

It is only fitting then, according to Microsoft Watch, Microsoft today released a FAQ on the man, the myth, the legend…Bill Gates.

In a three-page Word document, Gates amically chats about how luck had a major role in his success and the future of artificial intelligence, and urges young readers to not drop out of college like he did.