As good as it gets

An editor of the Harvard Business Review has earned him the ire of the IT industry for basically stating that a business’s amount of IT investments are no longer proportional to a business’s rate of profitability. His recommendations for companies to spend less on the latest newfangled thing is obviously advice the IT industry cannot stand.

He does have a point – for example, Excel 97 has virtually all the features you’ll ever use in a spreadsheet, so there is little incentive to upgrade to something sexier like Excel 2003. In the same vein, you don’t need to go out and grab 3GHz powered PCs to run your office software. IT spending is way down compared to two years before. In the meantime, it’s become more expensive to maintain one’s current IT infrastructure, with all those pesky viruses, hack attacks and junk email everywhere.

But perhaps that is being to short-sighted. Admittedly, standard office software and hardware have matured to points of diminishing return. However, I see it as a next stage in the IT evolution – a shift to exciting new technologies, such as VoIP, wireless, web services, and e-conferencing. Beige boxes are becoming commoditized, but the PDA and WAP cellphone markets are booming.

So perhaps IT isn’t dying, but merely taking a new shape. At least we know that the IT industry won’t go down without a fight.

The latest sign that computers and technology have truly gone mainstream: a growing number of maids (or ahmahs) are putting a little IT value-add into their work. Along with cleaning house, they’ll clean the family PC too, performing regular maintenance tasks such as scanning for viruses and managing the family website.

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“My woman want you! Undecorously”

That would be possibly the funniest spam message title I’ve ever seen. Is “undecorously” even a word??

Top Three Questions Future Shop Asks Job Applicants:

  1. Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment?
    Yes, because I’m a pervert. Please hire me.
  2. How much have you stolen from your previous employers?
    This one is followed by multiple choice selections of $0 up to $250. So I guess if you stole your boss’s new car, you’re off the hook.
  3. Do you enjoy a good fight?
    Yeah, on Pay-Per-View!

What you leave behind

Drove with Furmac down to Hamilton to celebrate – Norm and Dr. Sexy are finally Emerson Barber Shopgraduated from their master’s degrees, and are now free to pay back all their student loans.

Went to the West End, went through ten pitchers of beer, wings, a dozen jelly shooters and over fifty B-52s. We sang bawdy songs, such as the classic “Orgy Song” and chart-topper “I Used to Work in Chicago”.

We ended up crashing in Norm’s hotel room at the Visitor’s Inn, and then waking up for some sausage and eggs at the Maple Leaf Pancake House. I can smell the memories. It was the first time I set foot on campus since I graduated.

Gunny Bunny

speeddemo 2003-11-11 20-26-38-35.jpgGame of the Day: Gunny Bunny. Remember to press D to activate your left weapon. Fast and furious.

In the D drive currently: Need for Speed Underground demo, and Halo PC demo (finally). The screencap on the left was taken on my Radeon 9800, 800×600, 4xAA, 16xAF, high graphic detail. Unfortunately the “Motion Blur” graphic option makes the anti-aliased edges a bit jaggy, while simultaneously making it impossible to see where you’re going. Hopefully this game will do what NFS:HP2 failed to do (although there’s still no dashboard views or instant replay 🙁 )

High(speed) society

It is no surprise that as the Internet has entrenched itself in the lives of regular folks all around the world in the past nine years, people are spending more of their time and money online.

Communities of netizens has essentially become a brand new society – a new society of digerati. In the end, the net is all about communication, and as it evolves, it will become a conduit for communicating with people, and so-called social networking technologies will become in demand. The decline in corporate travel budgets doesn’t hurt.

Currently, we have email, instant messengers, forums and webcams. We have chatrooms, blogs, wikis, and even virtual worlds. People get married online. But netizens still lack a way of being truly interactive, cohesive communities.

socialmap.gifMicrosoft Research has been pretty busy this year trying to tackle this problem. Their first jab at it was a P2P app called Threedegrees that allowed desktop communities to share music and communicate via MSN Messenger. Threedegrees looks stillborn though since it doesn’t seem to have addressed the real social divide – although its juvenile interface and the fact it could knock out your Internet connection probably didn’t help.

Their second jab is via something called “Wallop“, but not very much is publicly known about it. Basically, by combining a bunch of collaborative tools such as photo sharing, document synchronization, profiling, blogging and RSS, they hope to allow information to be easily shared by online communities.

Some tools, such as the Social Map (aka MSR Connections), lets you visually manage relationships and identify points of knowledge transfer. This is astoundingly powerful stuff, because if you need to find someone or something, you can immediately zero in on who knows what.

It’s powerful because such software can allow people to interact in a natural social context, and information to aggregate and flow easily within a community. It’s a 24-hour electronic wine and cheese.

MS isn’t the only one interested, many other companies are pitching similar concepts. But it’s coming, whether it’s Microsoft or someone else that finally pulls it off.

The tribble trinity

tribble 001.jpgFeeling a bit bored, I went down to the London Central Library’s “Star Trek Celebration of Tribbles” today. It was a bit awkward and comforting to see so many fellow geeks in public again. We got to see the Tribble trinity: The original 1967 “The Trouble with Tribbles” episode, the surprisingly good “More Troubles, More Tribbles” from the 1973 Star Trek animated series, and the incredibly well executed “Trials and Tribble-ations” from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine in homage of Trek’s 30th anniversary. It was interesting to see these three episodes in one sitting – all had a similar theme, all took place in the same universe, all had well-executed storylines (something Voyager never had and Enterprise still struggles with), and yet it was interesting how the limited budget of the original series and the drab static cartoon backgrounds of the Animated Series contrasted with the dynamic camera shooting and glowing special effects of DS9.

Oh, the picture on the left is of Silverlotus’s tribble she purchased at the gift shop at the Las Vegas Hilton. It comes with warnings affixed to it stating “Live Specimen – Do Not Feed”.

An interesting factoid: the library mentioned that “The Trouble with Tribbles” contained the only mention of Canada in the Trek universe; Spock points out that the wheat/rye hybrid grain known as quadrotriticale was derived from triticale, which was invented in “20th century Canada”. (Which is true btw, it was first made a viable crop by the University of Manitoba in 1959.)

I did some digging, and with some relief I can say my Star Trek does include more Canada – just not a lot more. The best Canadian reference goes to DS9, of course, where Eddington, Starfleet officer turned Maquis rebel leader, mentions he has a family heirloom in the form of “an old Earth coin…with a bird on the front”. “My lucky looney,” he continues. “Been in the family for over two hundred years.”