“My woman want you! Undecorously”

That would be possibly the funniest spam message title I’ve ever seen. Is “undecorously” even a word??

Top Three Questions Future Shop Asks Job Applicants:

1. Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment?
   Yes, because I’m a pervert. Please hire me.
2. How much have you stolen from your previous employers?
   This one is followed by multiple choice selections of $0 up to $250. So I guess if you stole your boss’s new car, you’re off the hook.
3. Do you enjoy a good fight?
   Yeah, on Pay-Per-View!