“My woman want you! Undecorously”

That would be possibly the funniest spam message title I’ve ever seen. Is “undecorously” even a word??

Top Three Questions Future Shop Asks Job Applicants:

  1. Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment?
    Yes, because I’m a pervert. Please hire me.
  2. How much have you stolen from your previous employers?
    This one is followed by multiple choice selections of $0 up to $250. So I guess if you stole your boss’s new car, you’re off the hook.
  3. Do you enjoy a good fight?
    Yeah, on Pay-Per-View!

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