Valentine’s ideas for profanely rich people

1. Say it with flowers, or to be more precise, eight foot tall Extreme Roses, freakishly long stemmed flowers that will set you back $250 for a dozen. But you know what they say about men with big roses.

2. Have dinner at The Dome, State Tower Hotel, Bangkok for their “Epicurean Masters of the World” event. 10 courses, 10 wines, six Michelin 3-star chefs, $25,000 USD. They say the shortest way to your lover’s heart is through their stomach, and after you’ve stuffed them with Tartare of Kobe beef with Imperial Beluga caviar and Belon oysters, surely a glass of priceless ’59 Chateau Mouton Rothschild won’t be the only thing he/she’ll be kissing tonight.

3. Book the Penthouse at The Setai, Miami. It features a private butler, Asian-style decor, and flat-screen TVs in every room. And if you end up in the doghouse, that’s cool, because it there are plenty of places to sleep with its four bedrooms and two living rooms!