1) So my boss and I are driving to a meeting, and some twit cuts us off near Yorkville. My boss swore, threw his hands in the air, and exclaimed, “I wish I had a gun!”
“No you don’t,” I replied evenly.
“I wish I had a gun and diplomatic immunity!” he replied.
He will make a fine lawyer. 🙂
2) Sometimes arranging to have dinner with Juice is like directing a Broadway musical. Wish I remembered that my cellphone supported three-way calling. It was a good dinner in Chinatown though.
3) One of the most upstanding, long running April Fool’s jokes: Bungie’s Pimps at Sea.