Class dismissed

Why doesn’t school teach you things you actually need in life? I can integrate
imaginary numbers, but don’t know how to eat healthy. I can plot discrete waveforms but don’t know how to save up for retirement. University should teach courses like:

  1. How not to be a Close-minded Asshole
  2. Balancing your chequebook
  3. Speaking to Others without Pissing Them Off (co-requisite with #1)
  4. Procedures in Renting/Buying a Home
  5. Maintaining a Healthy Equilibrium between Reality and Idealism (mandatory for Arts students)
  6. TV, Nintendo and the Internet Are Not Virtual Babysitters

In the D drive currently: Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project, Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight and Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix. Where is Duke Nukem Forever?