Can you see the irony in this entry

“In politics, if you don’t toot your own horn, it usually stays untooted.”

– Former US President Bill Clinton in his memoirs My Life, Page 556. About his accomplishments, obstentationally.

“Stop listening to celebrities. They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.”

– Comedian Dave Chapelle, to a rowdy Sacremento audience