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A photo blog of my hometown, Toronto. Looks like it was taken from the Delta Chelsea Inn – or the very least, near Gerrard and Yonge St. The tall building half and inch from the left is the Metropolitan Hotel. The Greyhound station is on the left side of the street somewhere. An excellent picture site. Unfortunately, I only have a S110, so no time lapse trickery for me.

I can take pictures of my hotel room too though. How’s this:

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I think my friend Dezza, currently in China, will appreciate this – over there going to Pizza Hut is like strutting into the Rosewater Supper Club. Over here, you can even order it for room service for less than $10.

Head over heels for heights

In 1998, a local high-school boy called Kenneth Au-Yeung was in the local paper. He was a choirboy, Grade A student, and the son of an upper-class family.

He was an avid volunteer and helped publish his school’s newspaper. One day, as a gag, he wrote some stupid placeholder text referring to convicted serial killer Paul Bernardo in one of the draft articles. Hey, you’re 17 years old, and just typing meaningless words like “Lorem ipsum” gets boring after a while.

The principal found out, got really upset, and decided to shake the newstaff up a bit. He even brought in a cop to freak them out.

Well, it worked. Shortly afterwards, Kenneth went to the Bloor St. viaduct, and jumped to his death twelve stories below.

The community was in shock. But I can understand where Kenneth was coming from – the stress of having to be absolutely perfect. I can also understand why the Bloor viaduct (only tourists call it it’s real name, the Prince Edward Viaduct) was such a suicide magnet. It has a great view of the CN Tower, plus the hilly ravines of the Don Valley. It’s easily accessible by subway. It was more elegant than a bottle of pills, less messy than a gunshot.

Bruce Cockburn wrote about it in the song “Anything Can Happen”. Michael Ondaatje wrote a novel about it.

Then again, it’s ridiculous. It overlooks the ten-lane Don Valley Parkway, and the dirty, narrow and shallow Don River. So you fall, break all your bones, and then get run over. Or fall, break all your bones on the river’s bottom, and then drown in sewage. Utter pointlessness.

While Kenneth’s school was absolved of all guilt, his death led to renewed action toward the construction of a suicide barrier on the viaduct. Personally, at the time, I was opposed to it. It’s going to be ugly, and people will just go back to razor blades and bathtubs.

However, I learned recently that our Bloor viaduct was the No. 2 jumping spot in North America, next to San Fran’s Golden Gate Bridge. In the case of the Golden Gate, it’s almost romantic – you’re just whisked away into the Pacific Ocean. Oh, and suffer terrible internal injuries before drowning and being eaten by jellyfish.

A design competition was held, a prof from Waterloo won, and $4 million later, the “Luminous Veil” was unveiled.

Personally, I hate it. The thin white rods don’t go with the bridge’s muscular black ironwork, and the supports are shaped like tilting crosses. So now you’re driving through a gauntlet of errie white crucifixes, looking like you’re on the road to Golgotha.

Then again, no one has jumped from the viaduct since the Golgotha barrier was erected. The locals are relieved that it isn’t totally ugly. Despite all of this, at least several folks have simply jumped from other bridges around town.

Some people, after so much trouble checking into this world, are just so eager to check out.

Alternative power

Bioelectric generation: a bacterium that can turn sugar into electricity.

In the D drive currently: The XIII Multiplayer Demo. Screenshots do not do this cel-shaded shooter justice; it really does feel like you’re in the XIII comic book. Unfortunately, if the demo is any indication, Ubi needs to iron out a lot of bugs; the mouse sensitivity is still a bit off, the Join server screen has its “Previous Page/Next Page” controls obstructed by something else, and the demo has a tendency to crash.

The worst bug is the fact the game requires all players to press a key to begin another match; if one player has wandered away from their PC, no one can play.

Saturday Flash

Pixel Parodies’ Rise Of The Mushroom Kingdom 2 – Luigi and the Mushroom people wage warfare on the Koopas to avenge Mario’s death.

Ubisoft’s Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time – A faithful recreation of the DOS classic. Unfortunately it’s just as frustrating.

Orisinal.com’s Cats – Keep the cats following the lead cat by hovering over them with your mouse.

In the D drive currently: I’ve been content on saving a few bucks and just playing demos. Is it just me or are demos getting bigger in size but shorter in gameplay? Tron 2.0 had only one level, and it was only a boss fight with a cranky cyber-snake. Homeworld 2 was better, although I’m a bit disappointed there have been few gameplay enhancements from the original; I think the expansion Homeworld: Cataclysm in 1999 was even more innovative. Excellent story, it appears though, by putting all your struggles in a theological context.

More power

Junkyard (Mega) Wars has been kind of lackluster this season. Seems that they have scrapped the whole educational and technical angle and replaced it with a contrived “Survivor”-style reality show, complete with fast scene cuts, bickering teammates and loud music. The hosts are complete technical neophytes; the male host is in fact a former contestant on Temptation Island 2, and spends most of his time yelling “Wow!” and “Awesome!” and smashing car windows.

So I’ve turned my attention to Discovery Channel’s Monster Garage. Now in its second season, it involves one hand-picked team of car and metalworking experts building a cool transforming vehicle. Today, I saw them turn a ’96 Chevy Impala SS (you know, the black supercharged version, before it turned into the bland Lumina clone it is today) into a zamboni. The trunk actually opens and a second set of steering controls pops out, and the car lowers the scraping blade to the ground. And it was painted a tight candy apple purple with bumping purple neon floor lights, which never hurts.

Three-finger salute

The Indianapolis Star caught up with David Bradley, Ph.D the other week. Who’s he, you ask? Apparently, he’s the IBM engineer that gave the world “Ctrl-Alt-Del”, the three-key sequence that allowed users to reboot their crashed IBM PCs (and now, used for logging into Windows and opening Taskman).

Seems Bradley is on a crusade to promote careers in science and technology to the young ‘uns. A noble mission, alas I think he has his work cut out for him. We are a society that worships the hockey player, the singer, the artist. When you think “scientist”, you think of a balding white-haired man with a smoking purple potion in his lab coat and a DeLorean in his garage. An engineer is a problem solver, and a problem solved is out of sight, and out of sight means out of mind. Even though science can make you happy, apparently.

I remember having a homework assignment in Gr. 2 where I had to write down what I wanted to do when I grew up. I felt scared, because I had no idea. All the books I read depicted policemen, firefighters, pilots, artists, and writers. The closest approximations to sci-tech jobs were doctors and dentists.

I was in a fugue about this. Those vocations didn’t interest me in the slightest. Was that all there was in life? Chasing crooks or painting? I had to write “I don’t know”, while my classmates beamed that they wanted to be firefighters or nurses.

And then one day, my father brought home an Intel 286 PC, and my world was turned on its ear.

VIA Really Express

I had the pleasure of trying out one of VIA Rail Canada‘s new VIA Express automated ticket kiosks on Tuesday, and I’m pretty impressed. It had the fastest, simplest user interface I have ever seen on any kiosk. Using it to pick up a prepaid ticket, I just had to touch the screen to have the kiosk exit its screensaver and snap to attention, slip my credit card in and out of the card slot, and out came my train ticket, two seconds later.

No redundant verification screens asking you to type stuff, or “Please wait because I have a slow CPU” dialog boxes. I spent more time taking my credit card out of my wallet than using the machine. The machine does not eat your credit card until the transaction is finished – you just push it in and pull it out – meaning you never let go of your credentials.